Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. No, I'm you from the future! Oh man, this is so messed up. Who is it, Sharon?ĭad? Look! We don't know you and you don't know us! Just go away before we call the police! Oh my God, it's the past! Oh, whoa man, it's you! The man claimed to be from the future and ran naked through the city streets screaming "The past! The past! Oh my God, it's the past!" Which is what one would expect someone from the future to yell. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. It's just a show! It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! Stan, what did I tell you about watching The Osbournes? You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom!ĭad, we fucking can't! It's a big flick a fuck! Ozzy is shown in his living room talking to his kids.
In the living room Stan watches "The Osbournes" with his grandfather. Stan's house is shown as lightning strikes it. To the sound of dramatic music, lightning relentlessly flashes all over town. I'm not a terrorist, I didn't shoot anybody, and I don't feel like doing more drugs now. It's just a stupid plant that makes you dumb. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having. How do you know? None of us had ever had any drugs before. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist?Īnd the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say? Uh we have to throw it away before some kids find it or something. Some high schoolers left their marijuana cigarette behind. On the stump is a marijuana joint and some paper. They are Jimmy, Token, Craig, Clyde, Kyle, and Cartman. Six boys look at a tree stump surrounded by litter. " The Biggest Douche in the Universe/Script"
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